Jabbed-Not   ** a 3-part definition **

(1) Any person who has never been jabbed with the novel gene therapy for Charlie-One-Niner.
(2) Any person who has been jabbed once but avoids subsequent jabs.
(3) Any person who has been jabbed twice but avoids subsequent jabs, thereby relinquishing their Surveillance Card.

Jabbed   ** a 2-part definition **

(1) Any person who tolerates two jabs a year (and possibly 3 jabs in 2021).
(2) Any person who tolerates one jab and has already, or intends to, tolerate all subsequent jabs.